Thank you, MonkeysForHelping. Thank you for one of the most amazing photos we have ever seen. Sure, we’ve seen some great stuff in our time. We’ve seen The Racist “A-Team,” Michael Jackson as Lando Calrissian and some super-freaky mugshots. All those photos brought us wonder and joy, but none gave us the thrill than this picture of two arm-wrestling d-bags.
Let’s take stock of what we get in this masterpiece:
Wispy mustache? Check!
Hairstyle that creates the illusion of elf-ears? Check!
Leather jacket and sleeveless t-shirt? Check!
Hideous carpeting? Check!
Frightening beady eyes? Check and check!
Briefcase with cocaine scrawled on top of it? Check!
Framed photograph of a freakin’ Delorian?!?!?!?!?! CHECK!
The only way this photo could get any more ’80s would be if Nancy Reagen was bursting in to tell them to say “No.”
New desktop wallpaper for RetroComedy? Check!
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