We know what kids love: chores. So what could be better than a toy that lets kids do farm work! Wake the kiddies up bright and early so they can go outside and milk the cow! Fun fun fun!
Wait- even better, make the cow have freakishly large Angelina Jolie/ Octomom lips! Now, that’s a toy kids will really love!
What? They’re not buying it? What about if we ad a totally ridiculous song with a guy singing in a super-thick stereotypical hick voice? So that when he says “pretend milk is filling the pail” it sort of sounds like “freakin’ milk is feeling the pail!”
Still no takers? We’ve got it. Give it a great name. How about Milky The Marvelous Milking Cow (with pretend milk tablets)? Perfect. Now let’s go make an awesome commercial.
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