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Carmen Sandiego Gets X-Rated

Sexy Carmen San Diego

Seriously. This is not safe for work.

We thought we would shake it up a bit today, and bring some retro stuff up to date. Once again, Comedy.com’s Retro Channel relishes ruining your childhood.

Have you ever looked back at Carmen Sandiego and wished you could regain the excitement you felt while playing as a child? The crimes, the criminals and the intrigue just don’t do it for you as an adult the way they did as an “Encyclopedia Brown” -- reading, a capella music-listening, atlas-studying youth. You’ve grown desensitized, and it is a darn shame.

This video should fix you right up. It puts your butt right back on the edge of your seat, where it belongs when experiencing the masterpiece that is “Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?”

Guns, murder and a boatload of cursing – what more could you want from a childhood educational computer game/game show/ cartoon/ lifestyle? Again, seriously, NSFW.

By the way, our Geek Culture Channel thinks that they’ve found Carmen. Whatever!

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