Thanks to the delightful Matt Stopera , we were able to continue our decent into complete pediophobia (fear of dolls). Yes, dolls can be really scary. We thought our baby doll list was enough to keep us away from little dollies for a while, but Matt found the ultimate terror doll for sale on e-bay. Her name is “Jerrie”, and she is… HAUNTED!
Seriously, people. Haunted.
“THIS IS JERRIE SHE IS ANOTHER DOLL BOUGHT AT AN ANTIQUE AUCTION BY GRANDMOTHER YEARS AGO, SHE HAS A PAPER ON THE BOTTOM OF HER STAND THAT SAYS SHE WAS MADE IN POLAND, I CAN’T DECIPHER THE REST AS I DON’T KNOW ANY POLISH, I DON’T LIKE THIS DOLL, NOT ONLY IS SHE UGLY, BUT SHE SHAKES AND TRIES TO GET OFF HER STAND, SHE MAKES THE ROOM MUCH COLDER, AND MAKES FEEL NAUSEOUS, SHE INDICATES SHE WAS HELD PRISONER AND DIED IN CAPTIVITY, SHE HAS INDICATED THAT SHE IS 13 YEARS OLD, SHE INDICATED SHE DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SHE GOT, WE HEAR CHAINS RATTLING AS WELL AS SCREAMS AND MUMBLING. SHE IS SCARY.”
Here are some more, straight from ebay to you, for good measure:
THIS IS A SMALL VINTAGE DOLL, SHE LOOKS LIKE A CABBAGE PATCH DOLL BUT ISN’T, SHE CONTAINS THE SPIRIT OF AN 8 YEAR OLD GIRL NAME GILLIAN, BUT HER NICK NAME IS GIGI, GIGI HAS MADE IT CLEAR SHE WOULD LIKE DIFFERENT CLOTHES, BUT I DON’T HAVE ANY THAT WILL FIT HER, SHE LOVES TO BE CUDDLED, AND IS A SMALL BUNDLE OF JOY, SHE IS ALMOST ALWAYS HAPPY AND GIGGLING, SHE IS TALKATIVE, AND LOVES OTHER SPIRITS, I GET SILLY EVPS FROM HER, LIKE HER IMITATING WOODY WOOD PECKER AND OTHER CARTOONS, SHE LIKES TO GO OUTSIDE, AND LOVES ANIMALS, SHE IS PLAYFUL AND LIKES TO MOVE COINS LEFT OUT ON NIGHTSTANDS OR TABLES.
THIS COMPOSITION DOLL IS VERY ACTIVE, SHE IS OVER 100 YEARS OLD, AND HER HEAD HAS SOME PEELING AND FACE HAS A FEW SMALL CRACK SHE WAS CROCHETED AN OUTFIT BY HER LAST OWNER, I NEVER TOOK IT OFF HER SO I DON’T KNOW WHATS UNDERNEATH HOWEVER I CAN FEEL A HARD METAL RING IN HER BACK, SHE IS MARKED AX, SHE NEED TENDER LOVING CARE.SHE SEEKS A LOVING HOME AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THESE EVPS WITH YOU
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HER NAME IS EDITH, AND SHE IS 3 YEARS OLD, I DON’T KNOW MUCH MORE ABOUT HER
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